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This website started out as a marketing vehicle in 2000 for my old west adventure novel; The Last Best West.

A Classic Old West Adventure

As far as we know we were the first on the web to offer more than just a paragraph as an excerpt from a fiction novel.
That was 10 years ago.

The nine excepts from The Last Best West constitute about 35 pages of the novel and when read in order, give the reader a  strong sense for the characters, drama, and adventure of The Last Best West.  Story Synopsis

Old West Adventure Novel

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If you enjoy these excerpts we guarantee you'll enjoy the rest - or your money back. No bull.

Just $21.95 for this compelling old west adventure story. Shipping is $8.00 total = $29.95. Book is ~5.5 x 8.5 in. Full color cover - Printed on recycled paper.

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Original Old West Poster Art

 

Saloon::Casino::Painting

Back in May, 2006 we were rounded up to work on a re-enactment of the moment when Jack McCall walked into Tom Nuttal's #10 Saloon on Aug 2 1876, in Deadwood, Dakota Territory, and murdered Wild Bill Hickok.

Longfellow, and other modern day Gunfighters, worked closely with the producers to create the right atmosphere, setting, and circumstances for that infamous second. Everything was set up like a movie set at Heritage Park in Calgary (an authentic 19th century town).

That's our pard, Red Cahoun, in the ill-fated role of Wild Bill, Longfellow (I just found out I was the harbinger of death, hell I don't even know what State Harbinger's in!) at the door about to come in and Good Bob behind Red's (Hickok's) right shoulder. After about 5 hours of taking digital pictures from every conceivable angle - we were done.

 

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Longfellow
The Author of The Last Best West

Old West Historian, Entertainment Gunfighter, Old West Performer and Cowboy Hat Expert, Longfellow is an IT Professional, Graphic Artist and the chief Designer of The Last Best West.

Longfellow has more than 20 years of experience as an Expert Retail Leader and as the chief designer of The Last Best West, takes a hand in all new hat, leather and knife designs. Along the way Sonja and he still manage to do dozens of Wild West Shows around Calgary and the West. SASS members, Longfellow enjoys Cowboy Action Shooting when he can get out.

A lifelong athlete and Sportsman, Longfellow has been playing hockey since he was 5 and still plays most of the year. The Silver Spur Gunfighters The Last Best West reviewed by True West Magazine The Last Best West reviewed by True West Magazine The Last Best West reviewed by True West Magazine The Last Best West reviewed by True West Magazine

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I've long been a collector of quotes. I find they perfectly capture a moment, a feeling, or a situation in such a way that it can inspire or compel you. Here's a few you may enjoy.

On Life

  • Give more than you get.
  • If a man isn't a humanist when he's 20 - he has no heart. If he isn't a conservative when he's 40 - he has no brain. - Winston Churchill
  • The less I do, the busier I am.
  • May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift
  • I had a lover's quarrel with the world. - Robert Frost
  • No matter where you go - there you are!
  • Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon
  • If you always do what you've done - you'll always get what you've got.
  • For me there is only the traveling on paths that have heart, on any path that may have heart. And there I travel, looking, looking, breathlessly.- don Juan Matus (From Carlos Castaneda)
  • Do what you love and you will never work a day in your life. - Confucius
  • Never complain, never explain, and never say you're sorry. Hockey icon Don Cherry

    People

  • The more people I meet - the better I like my dog.
  • God must love the common man - he made so many of them. - Abraham Lincoln
  • The tumultuous populace of large cities are always to be dreaded. - George Washington
  • Keep your City out of My Country - Cowboy Poster
  • Never get in a pissing match with a skunk.
  • It costs nothing to be nice.
  • Hell is other People. - Voltaire
  • When a true genius appears in the world you may know him from this sign: That all the dunces are in confederacy against him. - Jonathan Swift
  • All the world loves an outlaw, for some damn reason they remember 'em - Jesse James
  • When ever someone says, it is not about the money - that is exactly what it is about.
  • Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
    - George Burns

    Sports/Odds and Sods

  • Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size. - 1960s hockey star, Doug Harvey on being a player.
  • The secret to managing is to keep the 6 guys that like you away from the 6 that hate your guts. Legendary baseball manager Casey Stengel.
  • There's lies, damn lies, and statistics. - Hall of Fame hockey coach Scotty Bowman.
  • Never miss a good opportunity to shut up. - Will Rogers
  • Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
  • Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both.
    - Benjamin Franklin
  • If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties. -- Francis Bacon
  • Opinions are like assholes - everyone's got one.
  • The most indispensable tool for any writer is a built in, shock proof, shit detector. - Ernest Hemingway.
  • Tracer rounds work both ways. -  US Army training manual.

Here's a poem that seems to put individual trials and tribulations into perspective. Feeling down? Have a read and be inspired.

If - by Rudyard Kipling
(1865-1936)

Rudyard Kipling.

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired of waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal with lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream — and not make dreams your master;
If you can think — and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors the same:
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out-tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings — nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And — which is more — you'll be a Man (COWBOY!), my son!

Longfellow at Heritage Park

Here's some of the most common questions I get asked.

When did you first become interested in the Old West? When I was about five I learned that Jesse James and I share the same birthday, September 5. From that moment on I was hooked on the Old West, and any facts I came across seemed to stick to me like stink on a skunk.

When I was a teenager I learned my families background, how my American ancestors moved from Virginia to Sagemon County, Illinois, in 1842. After the Civil War my great-grand parents met and wed in Illinois, and years later they moved their young family to the Devils Lake area of North Dakota - where my Grandfather Cyrus was born in 1893.

During the The Last Best Years - 1896 - 1914 - immigrants were flocking into the mostly uninhabited western prairies and foothills of the Canadian West, including mine. In 1903 my great uncles, Elan, and Daniel, took to horseback and rode north and west along the border and into the southern Northwest Territories of Canada. My Great-Uncle Elan was quite an adventurer: He was a Cavalry Trooper and served under Teddy Roosevelt in the 1898 Spanish-American War. When the brothers returned the family decided to relocate into western Canada, and did so in 1905 on horse back and in covered wagons. My Grandfather - who lived to be 102 - was 12 at the time, and 1905 was also the same year that the provinces of Alberta and Saskatchewan were formed from the Northwest Territories of Canada.

When for you did the old west start and finish?

I go against the norm here - well the finish anyway: I believe the old west years started with the first Texas Longhorn cattle drives in 1866 and went to 1908 when Butch and Sundance were killed in Bolivia. Most think the Old West ended in 1900, but it seems to me there was still a lot of "Wild" out west for decades to come. You could even argue convincingly that it lasted till May 14 1916 when George Patton engaged in perhaps the last Old West gunfight in Mexico.

What do you think the rudest thing you could ask a traditional cowboy?

Three things: To explain himself, anything about his name, or where he came from. The Code of the Old West

What's the most memorable old west show you've done?

That's easy - and not because it was the best show we ever did. In 2004 the RCMP celebrated the 130th anniversary of their ride west to Fort Macleod (southern Alberta about 100 miles from the Montana border) to stop the illegal whisky trade and establish Canadian control of this enormous wilderness area. We were asked to come out and give about 30 minutes of entertainment which always includes a marshals outlaws confrontation. Everybody likes a good shoot 'em up. The event was held at the rodeo field in Fort Macleod, and all the best people were there, including the commissioner of the RCMP. Anyway to cut to the quick: I played a rowdy outlaw, and after harassing the crowd for a number of minutes our "Gang" was chased off by the Marshals. . er. . .Mounties. When we were walking back down the bleachers, the RCMP Commish was eyeing me pretty good, so I eyeballed him pretty hard back and snarled loudly, "What are YOU looking at!" Which cracked up the other two "Outlaws" I was with. Kind of odd ;} that we've never been invited back; but we still laugh about that one.

Why don't you have a Blog/Facebook/Twitter?

Just don't have the time (I'm hard pressed to update this page) - besides can't believe that people would be interested in my day to day activities, or what my current rant is on. I can't understand those people that have the time to do daily blog's or constantly twitter. I mean come on hug some leather and get a life. My Grandfather used to tell me there was two types of people: Talkers and Doers. I like to think I'm a Doer. Now, fair dinkum, Grandpa Albert was also the one that told me that there was three types of people - them's that can add, and them's that can't.

Jesse James Poster.

Reincarnation - by Wallace McRae

"What does Reincarnation mean?"
A cowpoke asked his friend.
His pal replied, "It happens when
Yer life has reached its end.
They comb yer hair, and warsh yer neck,
And clean yer fingernails,
And lay you in a padded box
Away from life's travails."

"The box and you goes in a hole,
That's been dug into the ground.
Reincarnation starts in when
Yore planted 'neath a mound.
Them clods melt down, just like yer box,
And you who is inside.
And then yore just beginnin' on
Yer transformation ride."

"In a while, the grass'll grow
Upon yer rendered mound.
Till some day on yer moldered grave
A lonely flower is found.
And say a hoss should wander by
And graze upon this flower
That once wuz you, but now's become
Yer vegetative bower."

"The posy that the hoss done ate
Up, with his other feed,
Makes bone, and fat, and muscle
Essential to the steed,
But some is left that he can't use
And so it passes through,
And finally lays upon the ground
This thing, that once wuz you."

"Then say, by chance, I wanders by
And sees this upon the ground,
And I ponders, and I wonders at,
This object that I found.
I thinks of reincarnation,
Of life and death, and such,
And come away concludin': 'Slim,
You ain't changed, all that much.'"

Longfellow wearing The Boss of the Town.

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Some friends of Longfellow - go ahead
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Longfellow and Sonja

Mouthy Gambler skit at End of Trails in Cody, Wyoming, 2006 Photographer: Tyson Irion - Lone Wolf Photography, Cody Wyoming.

Longfellow and other Gunfighters wear a last best cowboy hat.

Dodge City Peace Commission photo of 1876
Seated Left to right: Charley Bassett, Wyatt Earp, Frank McLain, Neal Brown.
Back Row from Left: Longfellow (recruited in 2007), Luke Short, Bat Masterson, and W. F. Petillon.

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