The Last Best West
 

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  1. The Outlaw Poke
  2. Ravissante's Naughty Picture
  3. Gunfight on Old Woman Hill
  4. Davey Otter on Fame
  5. The Mountie Quinn
  6. Billy Bird's Yarn
  7. Swiftwater's Telegram
  8. Breakfast with Swiftwater Jim

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Davey Otter on Fame

The food was delicious with an underlying flavor that Wasey couldn't put his finger on. "Dang but this is fine tasting grub, Walt. If yore breakfast is half as good as yore supper, I can well understand why Pig Face kept you around." He took a bite of biscuit and savored the taste. "Is that cinnamon I taste in them biscuits? And what's that flavor in the stew?"

"It's in da biscuits and da stew." Walter replied. "I put cinnamon in almost everydin' I cook."

"It appears Cade likes yer cookin' too, Mister Born With A Tooth."

Cade finished shoveling the rest of his plate into his mouth and then got up to get some more. "Fair dinkum, that's the best food I've tasted since I left Peace River Town."

"So what the hell are you doing out here?" Wasey asked. "The last I saw you was helpin' Jacque at the trading post."

"I reckon after six months I'd had enough clerkin' at the Company Store. The jobs steady and I reckon the excitement is too." Cade paused "Anyway, in the middle of January old Glenn Henson comes to the store. You remember Henson. . .been trappin' out here forever. Well, turns out he's had enough and he's goin' to take the train back east and live with his recently widowed sister. I asked Glenn if it'd be 'right and use his cabin, it bein' a shame to waste a good cabin. Dead set, so Glenn draws me a map and tells me to help myself. The next day I'm on the trail."

"Jacque must have been thrilled with yer leaving." Wasey laughed, "What'd he say?"

"'Course he tries to talk me out of it, telling me it's too soon after I got back my health to take a risk like that, but ever since. . ."Cade dug the rubber ball out from the waistband of his pants and tossed it to Wasey. "I started squeezin' that ball I've been getting' the dexterity back in me hand. Since that happened I've been lookin' for an excuse to get away from town for awhile.

"Fair dinkum, you should of seen Jacque the morning I left. The old bugger was givin' it to me in two languages. Bitchin' about deserting my job and telling me I should at least wait until he found a replacement, and on and on." Cade laughed, "I think Jacque likes havin' me around, but he's afraid to admit it. I'm the only one in that whole town who ever tells him he's full of shit. A person needs to be told that, every so often, what ya reckon?"

"I'll agree to that." Wasey could see the real reason Cade wanted to get out by himself. "How many rounds fer the pistol did you bring out with yer?"

"Fifteen hundred."

"How many yer got left?"

"Thirty."

"Tarnation Cade!" Wasey laughed, "With all that blastin' going on it's a miracle I didn't hear ya. We couldn't have been mor'n two or three hundred miles from each other." He added dryly, "Small wonder yer got such a good batch of furs. Those animals yer didn't shoot outright likely succumbed from fright.

"So where'd yer get the money for the ammo and the rest of yer grubstake? I thought Roberts got all yer cash."

"He did, but I had enough for ammo and when Jacque saw I wasn't going to be dissuaded," Cade laughed, "he outfitted me, sayin' lack of equipment wasn't going to be my death. We had an understanding that should I survive the winter I'd pay him back from the sale of my furs."

Wasey could just see Jacque haranguing Cade while he stomped around the trading post gathering supplies. "Well cousin I'm happy yer hands almost back to normal and I figure yer'll have a nice jingle in yer britches even after payin' Jacque back. What with collectin' the reward on Pig Face, and all."

"You mean we don't you?" Cade corrected Wasey. "You were in on it too. We'll split the reward on Pig Face."

"All right Cade, that's damn fair of ya. And we may as well split the reward on Davey, over there, while we're at it."

Wasey got up for some more food. "So Davey Otter. What's the reward for yore capture?"

"Only five hundred." Davey replied with a sour face. "Dat's too little considerin' Pig Face's reward is twenty-five hundred. Hardly seems fair."

Wasey burst out laughing. "But yer just a little inconvenience compared ta Pig Face Boucher. That crazy Metis was terrorizing the northwest fer the last ten years."

"Ya. . .and who do yer dink was ridin' with him?"

"Well," Cade offered, "you can rest assured if it was up to my mate and I, the bounty on yer ass would be the same as Pig Faces."

"Danks McCord," Otter smiled, " that's decent of yer ta say dat."

Wasey was finding it hard to believe what he was hearing. That crack Otter got from the rifle butt must have addled the man's brains. Wasey poured a cup of coffee and spooned some more stew on his plate. "How 'bout it Walt, yer ready for some more of this choice stew and another biscuit?"

"No danks, I've had my fill."

Wasey nodded and then shared the last four biscuits with Cade. He scrapped the rest of the stew onto a plate and gave it to Davey Otter.

"Dat's it? Just dis little bit of stew?" Otter complained. "What about a biscuit? Can't you mecs give me one? Give me da smallest one, I won't complain."

"I reckon yer wouldn't, yer brazen bastard." Wasey snarled. "Yer should be thankful yer getting fed at all!" He was finding it hard to believe that Davey didn't understand the pickle he was in. "I'd be more concerned about the necktie party yer goin' to be attendin', then about one dern biscuit."

"Can't yer at least untie my hands? How's a mec supposed ta eat?"

"Davey yer stompin' on thin ice and if'n yer say another word that stews going back in the pot!"

Wasey meant his words and Otter knew it 'cause the man balanced the plate on his knees and grasped the spoon with both his hands. The outlaw gave him a furtive glance and started shoveling the stew into his mouth as fast as he could. Wasey shook his head, still flustered at Otter's brass. He should have just shot the bastard and rote it down to a bad case of nerves.

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