Old West Performers Rendezvous

The Gunfight at Cody Wyoming

Cowboy Figgerin'
Well, Cody Wyomin' - yer glad to see the end of us? Did us 40 odd gunfighters hurrah yer town enough? No?! Then, I reckon we'll have to do it again next September!

Now there's no denyin' that some of us couldn't hammer a nail into a snow bank - but what the hell Cowboy's have never been renowned fer bein' brilliant! Read on at yer peril!

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The Good. . . .
Seeing our American friends was certainly the highlight of the trip. A special thanks to the folks at the Irma Hotel, John Darby, Pat McKinney, and others for sponsoring the event and making us feel welcome.

The silver bullet goes to the Cody Gunfighters for their hospitality, especially; Karen, Teton, Doc, Fred, Calico Jack, Miss Cassie and Miss Kitty. And a big thankee to our friends Wild Bill Middlemass, Lady Pearl, and Jesse. God Bless folks.

Thanks Doc Deadwood fer introducin' us to David R. Young the brilliant sculptor who fashioned the new monument to Wild Bill Hickock - pictured at left.

It's dang amazing how affable people are to yer, when yer packin' a pistol on yer hip - and a smile on yer lip!

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"Where ya goin' cowboy?"

The Bad. . . .
Most would say it was the acting, but they'd be wrong by half! Some of it was worse than bad - but then again some of it was dang brilliant! And if yer don't believe it - just ask us!

Cowboy Lingo
"Went to a blow-out last night; got right irrigated but couldn't dig up the dust and the joint took no jawbone. Now, my hat's two sizes too small and they want to put my socks up to dry!"

What it means. . . .
"I drank too much at a dance last night, but couldn't pay and they wouldn't take credit. Now I'm hungover and management wants to hang me!"

The Code of the Old West

The Ugly. . . . 
Mirror - mirror on the wall - who's the homeliest of them all?
These Shy Anne's give womanhood a bad name. And what gives with the beards and moustaches? Come on girls we hear tweezers do a dang fine job on yer excess facial hair! 

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Understandin' Cowboy's. . . .
"To understand open range lingo, all yer have ta do is know in advance what the other feller means, an' then pay no heed to what he says!" 

"The older we get, the better we were when we were younger!" 

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